Perous Secret Diary - Keep Out

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had a great shoot again.

this project is now wrapped (a bit like my truck)

there is a picture of me and Russell Tovey to share, but i can't share it till i can...

apres shoot things started going a bit wobbly:

i almost signed a book 'to nathalie' to a brilliant make-up artist i know, called Naomi

fortunately i checked how to spell 'nathalie' and Naomi was able to remind me that was not her name

on the way home, i drove my Cadillac slowly-butt-surely into someone else's brand new ford transit.

causing damage to his van and my truck

back at home, on entering my house with the L and Z balloons i had saved from set for Lucy and Z, the Z balloon string got caught on the backdoor, snapped and Z took flight towards the moon

it continues...

a tunnel vision book had been returned from Germany undelivered

the 'jane's crazy salt' Zepure had posted me from Los Angeles had been intercepted by UK customs and examined (very suspect but smells delicious)

customs officers seasoned up and cooked some nice steaks, then sellotaped my package back together and charged me £31 for their nuisance.

the lights we'd hired and finished with could not be collected as filming continues on set.

and

in the middle of a long call to the insurance company where i fessed up it was all my fault and fully expect to get reamed for the next 5 years of insurance premiums, the land-line phone battery died.

we both spent an unusually long amount of silent time before realising our call had been disconnected.

i am not feeling quite as victorious as usual after a great shoot and leaving contented clients, coming home with presents

going to bed seems like the safest option now

i hope at the very least you can take some amusement from my misadventures today: like watching some disastrous clown whose car dismantles in the circus ring

i dedicate this afternoon to nathalie

Perous Secret Diary - Keep Out: November 29, 2021