Perous Secret Diary - Keep Out

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a show of hands

thee best of british: local beauty queens at the local carnival last night

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the new standard in beauty queen protection has changed from chicken wire to a softer green net

obviously there is reduced threat

the high level of beauty remains the same

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that's more of a salute...

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either couldn't afford a float

these girls are environmentally aware and declined to be pulled through town by a tractor

if its the latter, bravo

if its the former, blame BREXIT, Jacob Grease Mugg and the daily Fail

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PUT YOUR HANDS UP FOR DETROIT!

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on point

this year we're doing 'handmaid's tale and tiaras'!

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not on point

sadly, one feels obliged to remind the kids, 'Elvis has left the room' and we no longer consider this rock n' roll

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bye bye beauties, beauties bye bye

buy buy beauties

i was singing 'bye bye kwasi, kwasi bye bye' since he confidently declared he'd still be in post next week

(such an obvious misunderstanding of the way the world works)

i hope to be singing the same for the automaton puppet truss soon: wish she'd stop wearing that BDSM 'O' necklace

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no idea who these samba guys are but they were GREAT

(id actually like to be in a samba band)

the croydon kettle drum band were also brilliant

blew away the RAF cadets (?) marching band doing orchestral 'YMCA'

Perous Secret Diary - Keep Out: October 16, 2022