Perous Secret Diary - Keep Out - September 29, 2026

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can't park there mate

of course people were shouting this

the british love an old joke

still incredibly relieved that no-one was hurt last night

returned the seen and left maximum waiting for recovery

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fortunately maximum not impaled on the uprooted hedgeline

i feel bad for farmers that have to deal with hedge abuse

in today's news, an 18yr old girl called megan durham died after hitting a tree in her fiat 500

i wouldnt be encouraging maximum to get another car but he needs one to get to work and might lose that job if he doesnt reappear soon.

admidst the (relieved but inconvenienced) trouble of this, we are amidst the slow move to c***erberry

Perous Secret Diary - Keep Out: September 29, 2026