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thought i should get the car washed before driving to town.
just before the carwash i drove past a policeman who kind of looked like he wanted to pull me over, but didn't.
and then i passed several other policemen in cars and police on bikes in some kind of road block stop thing.
at the carwash i phoned mrs.perou to say, 'should i go back through the police block or drive miles out of the way to avoid it?'
'go for it', she said.
minutes later i was phoning her back saying, 'your advice sucks: i've been pulled and i'm getting royally shafted'.
apparently both my front and back number plates are 'very illegal' despite being the right typeface and size and don't have characters misrepresented to look like other characters JUST because there isn't a 1cm gap between the P3 and ROU.
£60 fine
and then a policeman with the lightmeter called 'TINTMAN' tested the front window tints and found they're 15% darker than they should be.
they had to get me to put up the windows to test this as they were both down when they stopped me.
and ultra daft as i was wearing full black sunglasses, which is legal.
ridiculous.
£60 fine.
i passed the 'aptitude test' though.
the policeman told me.
so he let me off the fines and i just got a warning.
which is lucky because i was about to launch into 'amazing that there can be 10 police here doing drivers for minute infractions of ridiculous laws when i couldn't get just one of you to our farm to stop a dog-napping incident turning into a gypsie vs farmer war last week. asses'
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mr robert green
my favourite only accountant.
and top fellow.
last year was a good year for me
but sadly now i owe a lot of taxe$ to the government.
bugger