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me and sons cycled along the sea wall to minnis bay and rendezvoused with mrs.perou, ali, ludwig and mr.bunny for brunch at the windshack cafe.

hands in the air

hands in the air

do not do as i do
me and sons waved goodbye to the others and started to head back.
'do a wheelie dad', said z
on my third wheelie, came down at an angle, pulling the tyre off my front wheel, shredding the inner tube and landing in a sticky mess.
embarrassing dad move right in front of an old couple with bikes.
phoned mrs.perou to drive us back in her jeep.
but mrs.perou had her phone on silent.
walked back to the playground in minnis bay phoning mrs.perou repeatedly and leaving more and more irate messages.
half an hour later mrs.perou noticed her phone with 12 missed calls and rang to say she'd come and get us.
another half an hour and i was saying, 'WHERE is your mother??' to sons
'she's on the moon, dating another man' said maximum
eventually a black jeep pulled up but it wasn't mrs.perou driving.
'see, i told you: that's the man' said maximum.
back at farm eased aching bones and grazes in the pool.
32º in the shade.
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