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to be clear
tbh. bunny's never off lead when we're near sheeps or cows
but what if my dog's just having a chat with the sheeps: hanging with his 'people'.
he identifies AS a sheep
he's big, off-white and friendly
he's never bothered any sheeps, or cows, pheasants, pigs, horses or chickens: he loves animals
except that hideous woman we were following about 20 feet behind, down a footpath yesterday,
one of the first people i have seen outside of my own family, at home, in weeks.
she screamed at us as HER dogs were going nuts barking at Bunny: 'KEEP YOUR DOG BACK!!'
'my dog is on a lead, and he is not barking at your dogs, or bothered by your dogs', i replied calmly
stopping myself from using my reflex response to most confrontations: FUCK OFF!
'YOUR DOG IS SCARING MY DOGS!' screamed the woman who had no control of her dogs
'it's not my fault you haven't socialised your dogs properly' i explained, 'my dog is doing NOTHING wrong'
as we exited the other end of the footpath the crazy woman was already warning other people a large white dog (on a lead, who identifies as a sheep) is coming. WATCH OUT!'
some people scare me and my dog