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lucy's nail varnish left on the windowsill, colour co-ordinating nicely with network rail


today someone sent me an unsolicited picture of their erect dick via direct messages on instagram

this was unwelcome.

when i was a kid i was flashed by some perv who pulled up in his car and beckoned me and my friend over, to find him trousers down, dick in hand

this kind of thing used to be illegal

i reposted the picture on instagram with the guy's name saying 'no thanks' and blocked him

if i wouldnt have been bothering other people, i wouldn't have bothered covering his phallus with banana.

i dont think i'm a prude

maybe its because i'm old(er)?

but this digital flashing of genitals is not appreciated