
more bad advice from abroad
hiding's good for your health and fun too.
left chicago early, making sure to slam the door of my hotel room on the way out.
not a bad flight: sat watching 'true blood' season 2 and 'mad men' season 3 episodes on my i-phone.
made the mistake of also attempting 'wolverine' which i couldn't take seriously after hearing about the 'adam-ant-ium' which makes you strong.
got stopped by customs at heathrow for a bag check for the first time in years.
i attribute this to me NOT wearing sunglasses walking through the 'nothing to declare' channel, as usual.
it's been a LONG time since i've had anything in my bag i shouldn't have/might be embarrassed about: no need to import japanese porn in a suitcase these days.
finding aprox £35,000 of cameras and bits on my person they asked me, 'are you a paparazzi?'
the words make me cringe.
but i was too tired to manage more than a warhol-esque, '...ur, no'.
back home by 2am or 8pm depending where you're from.