1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30

<< previous     next >>
bosh and pecks

bosh and pecks

so.
no apologies for the lack of any photos from today.
all i've been doing is cutting grass.
ALL DAY.

i am bored of cutting grass and don't want to see/take any pictures of it.

here's the pictures the guardian DIDN'T run (and a couple they ran small) after bottling the feared backlash last weekend.
in britain people get upset when you photograph kids in makeup.
and apparently also when they've got fake tits.

this was the whole point of the guardian's article: it's sad that our children aspire to be these people.
perhaps they're not the best role models?


and yes: i went to town.
the boy 'playing' beckham was 7 and the girl doing 'posh' was 4.
i stretched her body in post so she looks anorexic and kept her head same size.
the bag is to scale.

AWFUL realism.
think about it...

<< previous     next >>
jordan and peter andre

jordan and peter andre

this was/is my favourite.

balloon power

<< previous     next >>
paris

paris

and the same stunt chihuahua we used HERE

<< previous     next >>
mr and mrs cole

mr and mrs cole

god bless 'em.

i like the way she's holding his ball.

i'll put all these up in the archive soonish.
but out of context, they might not make so much sense?

i'm sad these didn't make it to print: it's a shame when people pussy out.

it happened to two shoots last year.

i'll also post the dropped 'topless nuns with guns' story soon.
which might also seem odd, when it's not in the 'religion issue' magazine context it was meant for.

WIMPS