
two santas smoking spliff in shoreditch shot in september
(back in september)
i was just stopped at the traffic lights on old street, opp shoreditch town hall when i looked left and saw these two.
struck me as a little odd as we all know, there's only one father christmas AND he shouldn't be kicking about shoreditch that time of year.
had the trusty canon s90 to hand and shot this single frame of unexplained as i was moving off on the green lights, car drivers behind me beeping their horns.
this morning, called out mick the sparx to save christmas with some emergency rewiring of the old cooker, out the perou-factory.
the AGA was dead.
just as mick said it was all good, i touched the handle of the oven door and got a large electric shock causing me to jump high in the air shouting 'F*** i just got an electric shock'.
mick touched the handle and said he didn't get an electric shock: maybe i'd built up a charge walking around in socks.
i touched the handle again and got another large shock.
'F***' i said again, 'i got another one'
mrs.perou, who doesn't find comedies amusing thought this was very, very funny.
'try it again' she said.
for some stupid reason, i did.
'F*** S*** F*** seriously i keep getting electric shocks'.
mrs.perou was now in tears: sadistic bitch.
mick touched the handle again and also (finally) got an electric shock.
100volts each hit.
the cooker had got damp in the out buildings over the last 3 years.
now it's dried out through some use of the oven, it's fine.
and the AGA's back on.
only it's on so much we've got flames coming out the top of it.
2 ovens better than one.
christmas lunch tomorrow should be ok.
hope y'all have a very happy easter christmas from all us at PEROU INC.
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