big car: big penis
it's a shame you can't see the face i was pulling...it's 'special'.
DTT.
getting some polish dudes to rub dirt round the car on the way to the studio.
had a horrible day shooting a beautiful girl (who looked a LOT like a (much) more attractive victoria beckham) rolling around the bonnet of the perou-mobile just wearing a pair of heels and designer lingerie.
someone's got to do it...
after, had a meeting with a great stylist called kate ruth at shoreditch house (where i ate dinner and dodged the traffic).
drove home in the rain in an hour.
not driving at rush hours makes soo much difference.
i could not resist.
i have skills in the beauty and posing depts.
anyway...
missed ALL the action back at farm during the day.
we'd had a chicken croak in the morning after looking miserable for a couple of days.
so i called DEFRA on the way into town.
which might in retrospect have...ur...been a little overboard?
but hey: one can never be too careful.
they immediately dispatched a duty vet who arrived an hour and a half later.
before approaching the house, the vet got dressed in a full enclosure hazmat suit which gave mrs.perou the fear.
and then he issued a quarantine order on the farm: restricting any movement to or from it.
after several hours and a heap of paperwork, the order was lifted, our chickens were confirmed FREE of avian bird flu and he left again.
but the old cock was left in isolation as he looked a bit sickly too.
anti-biotics might fix him...
but we're a cock too many anyway...someone might have to 'knock him on the head'.
guess which mutant's shoulders that job is falling on?
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