
princess albert
NOT my new girlfriend.
from a distance i thought she was wearing a mask.

full contact lap dancing edinburgh style
photo ms.hood
i stupidly said, 'hello. i know prince albert. would you mind if frances takes a picture of us together?'
at which point the pierced, painted lady sat me down then sat on me.
it's not quite what i had in mind...
...but quite generous for the £1 donation we put in her tin.
met up with harry and polly borden.
had lunch together and went to see a show that harry had scoped.
my fear of arty, high-brow, foreign speaking theatre came true and i sat through a painful hour of performance hell.
"that's £20 you owe me" i said to harry after.
"really?" said harry, 'i was moved to tears in the middle of it: i thought it was great'.
theatre is clearly subjective.
i'm taking them to 'la clique' tonight...we'll see what they make of that.