
la turkey est morte
there was ten green bottles nine speckled turkeys still in their yard.
the halfling croaked last night.
i don't think any of the remaining turkeys cared: one had defecated on the stiff corpse of their little sibling.
the nine left are happy and healthy: twice the size they were when they arrived a couple of weeks ago.
spent all day doing farm in the sunshine.
a very happy day was had but all hard working.
day started with an early call from the guardian to discuss the syndication of the kate garraway pictures.
sadly, there were 'better' pictures but ms.garraway didn't approve them.
something about upsetting offcom, middle england and viewers of gmtv.
was very amused to read frances and mark in the article described as, "...his two young assistants-who appear to have landed from planet hoxton, all asymetrical hair and pixie boots..."
i'm fairly sure neither of them have such haircuts.
they don't 'do' hoxton and they're not so young either.
BUT ms.hood DOES have some boots de la pixie: HA!