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this is 'black bum'

we also have 'black ear', 'black eyes' and 'sting' (so called because he's got nothing going on).

'sting' is actually called 'sting' for mr.campion: the reason for which will become obvious later on...

people say don't name your pigs if you're going to eat them.
i'm so cold, giving them names won't be a problem.

they are half saddleback (mother's side) and half british boar (daddy)

the pigs are very happy.
their pen is palacial.

have applied sudacrem (nappy rash cream) to their sunburnt ears as instructed.

and now have to work out how to de-lice them.
a 5kg bag of ivomec premix 0.6% which deals with worms, lice, fleas and mange mites is £517.65+vat which would make them negative equity.

:(

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