Perous Secret Diary - Keep Out

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self inflicted injury #733
drumstick

woke up a little jaded after not enough sleep.

we all spent the day by/in the pool with a roast turkey lunch and a bottle of 1999 dom perignon.

did this whilst trying to empty the over-filled trailer.

mrs.perou's Wii fit age is 62.
i'm trying to encourage her to do Wii fitness nude and let me film her doing the hula hoop exercises: best laugh i've had in ages.

we've lost a turkey.
had ten...now we've got nine.
there is no sign of it.

there are only three possible explanations:
a person stole one of our turkeys.
a turkey flew off.
or
a fox ate one of our turkeys when we neglected to lock it up for the night.

i'm very confused.
none of the above seem plausible.

Perous Secret Diary - Keep Out: July 12, 2009