Perous Secret Diary - Keep Out: April 06, 2006

when is a tree not a tree?

when it's a (badly) disguised telephone booster aerial along the M20.

it's just as well i'm not busy shooting just now...because i'm double busy looking at houses and land.
(yawn).

today me and frances saw one in west malling(ish)
which used to be a cider farm: built in 18th c.
:)
it was calling me...
and another in harrietsham.
which the agent could have saved my petrol on by answering truthfully if i would be able to hear the motorway from any of the 10acre garden/fields.
(it was like standing next the motorway).
this 2nd property of the day also had a swimming pool that was full thick green water, frogs and water-boatmen.
it was delightful.
and a complete waste of my time.

returned to the factory for retouching and 'muse' pre-production.
and to wonder why only 5 of the (aprox) 1000 regular visitors here, ever post ANYTHING?
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maximum, mrs.perou, steph, otto and florence, and frances are now all having there hair cut/styled by hamilton.
upstairs sounds like chaos.
i'm hiding...i mean, i'm still working...

talked to VW today.
apparently there's a 6-12month waiting list for golf R32's.
i'm hoping to utilise my contacts to jump the queue.
i hate queing: i'm one the knobs that goes right to the front and goes 'perou: i'm on the guestlist' and gets laughed at when the bouncer points to the longest line of people and says 'so are they: get to the back'.

amusingly i also have fun coming OUT of clubs.
if there's any papanazis around they always put down their cameras when i come out.
photo envy or something: i don't know.
it amuses me a lot.
a) because i'd rather NOT be in shit gossip mags
and
b) because i hate papanazis and i'd probably be wrestling for their cameras if they did photograph me.

i like to photograph myself...or be photographed by scantily clad/naked women...i believe this IS the way forward.

what else?
i have decided to not buy cider 96 cans at a time as i find it hard to regulate my (ab)use of the appley stuff.
i am now buying can's 4 at a time and have to walk round to the shop to get it.
this is helping.

tomorrow i'm looking at a place further from london and into sussex.
it's got 26 acres and a vineyard.
hahahhaaahhaaaaaaaaaa....ah.

yes...i know, i'm losing the plot.
but i'd like to replace it with a nice one in the country far away from the madding crowd.
and ideally it'll have a swimming pool in it or space for one.