
beastiality rife in hackney
it's got to be quite difficult: they can be vicious: they've got sharp teeth and chew stones.
this morning, finished the morrissey pictures and took maximum to the gym for 'soft play'.
at the gym, there is a 25ft (high) x 25ft x 15ft climbing frame with 3 floors.
it's all padded with a slide and ladders and a ball pit etc...and it's covered in netting to stop people falling off.
me and maximum were playing 'it'.
i was 'it' and was chasing maximum up on the third floor over a rope bridge and through some horizintal bars: like an old mangle.
normally i step through these but maximum rolls through them and i thought i'd do the same...
not only did my trousers come down, but my (under)pants did too.
very embarrasing: a children's playground is not the place to be bottom-half undressed.
fortunately, i don't think any of the 50 parents or 50 kids saw me.
i didn't dare look anyone in the eye on my way out immediately after anyway.
fiona came over for a 1pm lunch that we finally sat down for at 3pm.
now i'm printing 'artic monkeys' pictures.
and drinking strongbow, as usual.
there's some big news ahoy...
ps. today is dedicated to pirates