
its almost ridiculous...
...that maximum has his cut by the same hairdresser that the scissor sisters do.

it is ridiculous...
...that 'lord hamilton' drove all the way to the farm to cut maximum's hair.
we did throw in a nice roast chicken lunch though.
mrs.perou got a fringe cut in.
i hope maximum doesn't turn into a precocious little shit.
no signs of that happening at the moment.
and i was very happy to hear him very politely saying 'yes please' and 'no thankyou' when asked if he'd like more of something at lunch with my mum and dad yesterday.
big props (he'll need them for a while) to crispin...who's bust his leg pretty bad and won't be able to drive for 3months.
booo.
bathrooms can be dangerous.
i used to swim for sussex (i was a champion breaststroker)
i was having a dream this morning that i won a gold olympic medal by default.
it was good times though.
my dream ended at the point i was shooting squirrels in their nest.