wait for it like beckham
slept bad.
my room was freezing.
had a lack of bedding and the control to the air con was broken: set to 'cold'.
i take it back, what i said about ALL spanish taxi drivers: our cabbie this morning had sat-nav, an i-pod hook up and took us straight to our destination without first trying to kill us with his appalling driving.
we were on set at 11am.
at about 2.45pm mr.beckham, victoria, cruz, security and other staff turned up.
i can't even tell you that i signed a non-disclosure agreement (because that's part of the non-disclosure agreement) but then again i didn't sign it...
HAHAhahhahaaaaa!
well anyway, for my own convenience, i won't detail the details of our shoot until later: when my memoirs are published and everyone's forgotten who posh and becks were and nobody cares about the agreements i never signed or who i photographed all that time ago...
easyjet = bastardo
made it to madrid airport ahead of schedule so we could get the earlier flight home.
but bastard easyjet checked us in on the later flight anyway and then we lost a seat to someone else so there was only one seat back...so we're at the airport 4hrs early.
:(
thankfully, me and frances have found a little airport cafe bathed beautiful sunset light and we're sat here on uncomfy chairs drinking small bottles of 'cordon negro'.
ms.hood took this picture (on my command) and i tweaked it into shape.
having ordered her to shoot it and then having retouched her photo, i wondered whose picture it is.
ms.hood says she's always retouching my pictures and they're still 'mine' so this is technically 'hers'....hmmm.
we don't really fight over ownership: all the photos are mine.
all the mistakes are blamed on her.
i jest: frances is infalable (not 'inflatable' as my spell check just suggested).
my next post will be from LA...
:(
ok...
...it's official: i'm bored.
and i've got ass ache.
this is one of those bits that people who think what i do is glamourous forget about.
i will have spent 35mins shooting today, 8hrs travelling and 13hrs sitting around waiting for shit to happen.
today's big props go to the love of my life: mrs.perou who unfortunately had to endure many ignorant, sexist dickheads verbally abusing her at a petrol station when she asked them for help getting her (new car's) petrol cap off (it's not straight forward).
hearing this makes me angry...makes me want to find these fools and knock their heads together.
reckon it's because a) she was driving a 'nicer' car then them and b) because mrs.perou is hot and undoubtably their wives/girlfriends are not.
insecure and intimidated, ignorant and irrelevant.
grrrr...
my NEXT post really will be from LA: honest...
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